April 2005

Incredulously:
"Have you never had a mediocre Kalamata?!!"
-4/13

Re. opening an espresso stand:
A: "There's one up for sale...by Wal-Mart."
B: "Well...location, location, location!"
-4/13

" 'Let my people go!'...that's what that jam's about."
-4/13

Re. an African-themed mural:
"But what is that black Egyptian doing there? I mean, aren't Egyptians all white? (pause:) I mean, olive-toned?"
-4/13

Re. African-themed mural:
"Is that woman half-bird, or is she holding a canoe?...That's so weird!"
-4/13

A: "You can Google anyone."
B: "You can't Google me."
A: "I guarantee you I can Google you."
B: "Well, there is this one Cease and Desist response letter to Yoko Ono...which I'm not going to go into."
-4/13

"Ohhh...those three little bits of cheese I ate just now?...that did it. I'm Thanksgiving-full now."
-4/13

"...and we almost ended up in the International District?...'cause we were, like, five kids with no sense of direction...in more ways than one??"
-4/13

A: "I'm like a transexual!"
B: "Yes, a crazy one!, like you need a map to figure it out!...that's so cool!"
-4/22

"I'm going to have church with that Sourdough Jack!!"
-4/22

"Yeah, you could have just put it in the cup holder instead of calling me Root Beer Lady."
-4/22

"Uh-oh...I've got a visitor under my blanket."
-4/23