Boss: "Wanna know how many hookers I pass when I run at night?"
-11/9
"His face looks like unbaked dough."
-11/15
"Nothing says 'I love you, Mom' like a bottle of liquor."
-11/19
"I didn't mean to call Adam Lambert gay."
-11/24
"Who's up for some charred human remains?"
-11/25
Friday, November 20, 2009
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