Thursday, June 30, 2005

June 2005

A: "What was that noise?"
B: "I don't know! It was either the TV or...I was gently touching a blanket."
-6/10

A: "This is so weird!"
B: "What?"
A: "Well, I can't tell if this person is Mary Steenburgen or not."
-6/10

Re. Mr. & Mrs. Smith:
Daughter: "Adam was concerned that you would be upset about the violence."
Mom: "Oh, I love violence!"
-6/23

"You guys, I have been having the strangest thing in my ear -- I don't know if it's my ear or my head."
-6/23

"I ran into Amber at her parents' new coffee shop...what's it called? Rhapsody in Brew!"
-6/23

"...the sons of George Moreno!...does that name ring a bell? He's the kid who stole Scott's tennis shoes in junior high!"
-6/23

Re. survey question "What Is Your Favorite Snack?":
A: "I put Red Vines."
B: "But I want to put something glamorous."
-beat-
A: "How about a 5th Avenue bar?"
-6/23

A: "Did you think I had a child for another reason than to make it into a little monkey?"
B: "You have always wanted a monkey."
-6/24

" 'Constable On Patrol'...I read that in my Agatha Raisin mystery series!"
-6/24

Re. Down's syndrome:
"Corky? Corky?...he got his diploma!"
-6/24

"Our family has notorious small jaws. It's very bad for teeth."
-6/24

Mom: "I think Brad Pitt is extremely good-looking. (beat:) I always have!"
-6/24

"I don't like the idea of my salad in a bread...I never have."
-6/24

"Good-looking?...He's kind of a freak!"
-6/25

"Those rats...livin' it up down there in A-bi-lene."
-6/25

"Ohhh, that tastes so nice...like lappin' up cream!"
-6/25

A: "How's that burger?"
B (dismissively): "It's not a hamburger. (beat:) It's a Fishwich."
-6/26