Monday, December 31, 2007

December 2007

"Here's the problem...they're not particularly attractive."
-12/3

"Yeah, I'm a big fan of the basics, you know? Caramel, fudge..."
-12/4

"I hope she coughs up some blood!"
-12/5

A: "Just stand there and look cute."
B: "Okay, can I pee first?"
-12/7

A: "Nuns don't get kissed."
B: "Sure they do."
A: "By Jesus!"
-12/9

Re. onion soup:
A: "Would it have that creamy stuff on top?"
B: "Cheese?"
-beat-
A: "Yeah."
-12/13

A: "There's the Goodyear blimp!"
B: "Indeed."
A: "Let's fuck with it!"
-12/15

"I do not like my Christmas music to be about Jesus!"
-12/17

"It's not that it's bad. It's just that it tastes like when I vomit...it up."
-12/18

"What?! He is a walking STD, just look at his goatee!"
-12/18

A: "He's like the bastard child of Prince and Carmen Electra."
B: "So he married his mom?"
-12/18

"Lindsay, these dogs are wack. I mean, the left and the right."
-12/18

"I mean, they're separate but unified in their wackness."
-12/18

"I know a good mambo and a good shaman, and they can fix it right up."
-12/18

"He's sweet when you restrain him."
-12/18

"Check it out! Doesn't it look like...Werewolf Leg?"
-12/18

"I didn't mean to say you're retarded...I just didn't understand how intense it was."
-12/18

"Oh, man!! This guy's a goldmine of douchebaggery!"
-12/19

An instant message chat transcript excerpt:
So you're looking for books, I'm looking for chainsaws
we are the PERFECT shopping buddies!!!!!
-12/21

A: "...So you brought over to this apartment Boggle, a roll of toilet paper, mushrooms and a Christmas stocking?"
B: "Mmm hmm...and vanilla."
-12/21

"If I see My Little Ponies in your possession I will flip out."
-12/22

"I guess you don't get much more casual than cuttin' mushrooms in your underwear."
-12/25

"I love that song!...I like songs that sound like trains."
-12/25

"So P.S., there are no toe socks in all of Los Angeles."
-12/25

A: "His hands are, like, immaculate."
B: "Really?"
A: "Yeah. The man moisturizes."
-12/31