Wednesday, February 28, 2007

February 2007

"Maybe we should have a general fund for chocolate."
-2/1

"Isn't the movie a straight porn with gay actors...and singing instead of sex?"
-2/4

Creepily serious:
"Leashes are great!"
-2/4

A: "Honey, we're gonna see Music & Lyrics."
B (resignedly): "I know."
-2/5

"Ooohh!!! Sea turtles!!! So cute!!!...oh wait, is that a sea turtle?"
-2/8

"She's like a living dinosaur! Like a living...kind of glamorous...dinosaur."
-2/8

"I hate medium...it's so hard!"
-2/12

"Just look at her face! She has, like, an oil tanker with her name on it!"
-2/12

"I was like, what?! What does that mean?!...But then I saw it, and I was like, 'Wow, that really was next-level hand puppetry!!' "
-2/14

"Come here, kitty, I want to look at your genitals!"
-2/15

"Lindsay, I'm addicted to sushi!...I'm starting to think it's a problem."
-2/15

Boss shouting across office: "Everyone can have M&Ms except for Michael!"
-2/16

"I think I'm gonna tell...I'm gonna tell a story of revenge. A Christmas story of revenge."
-2/16

"Uh, no flaming skull, just him looking really pensive with a bad haircut. (beat:) In the mist, though."
-2/16

"God damn polar bears, hell yeah!"
-2/16

"I'm doing some major cleaning tomorrow, by the way. I'm gonna be here with labels and kitties, so some things are gonna be taken care of."
-2/18

"It's not supposed to be like this!...It's supposed to make farting sounds, but it got wet."
-2/20

"We're all, like, scrambling to be disappointed."
-2/21

"This is everything wrong with this, distilled into one ninety-pound ball of hair."
-2/23

"There's big news on the light bulb front!"
-2/23

Two girls re. an embellished vintage sweater:
A: "I like the cloud, the cloud's my favorite part."
B: "That's like a mushroom."
A (excitedly): "Yeah, it's like a mushroom!"
-2/24

Shouted at TV screen during Oscar pre-show:
"You're the most boring gay e-ver!"
-2/25

"I don't know if she's a waitress, or one of those people who greets people at the door...'cause she's, like, retarded."
-2/26