January 2007

"You're so sweet lately! I'm so glad I got you fixed."
-1/2

"Do you think spraypaint will ruin my balloon?"
-1/5

A: "You are a balloon Nazi!"
B: "No! -- it's just -- they are the balloon Nazis!"
-1/5

"Yeah, it's just gross, kinda. It's not whimsical, it's not cute, it's just gross."
-1/9

"I saw the woman in the bottom right square, and I was like, 'I'll be damned if that is not Cybill Shepherd.' "
-1/10

"They just seem kind of...I mean, I know they eat bugs and stuff, but they seem kind of irrelevant."
-1/10

"Why does someone have to agree with you? You're having a drunken rant and we're laughing at it, that's it!"
-1/13

"Okay, who has seen Barbarella in this room?! (pause; only one person raises hand) That is a travesty!"
-1/13

"Yeah, I'm gonna need to lint-brush my couch. Won't be the first time."
-1/13

"I'm tellin' you, every celebration there is at least one ass slap."
-1/13

A: "Well, it seems like you have a nice voice...very Tom Waits-y."
-pause-
B: "I have a cold."
-1/16

"We've got big breaking news here! Snow in Malibu!...and you guys are playing Pac-Man?!"
-1/17

"Teenagers...vampires...trees and rain...I'm sold."
-1/18