Boss, on a study that showed monkeys enjoy listening to Metallica: "Don't be so surprised, bitch! Hundred million records sold!"
-9/2
"I am so sick of vampires."
-9/8
"Wow, I never realized how close the words 'pig' and 'pug' are."
-9/12
"All I smell right now is the sizzle...I'm smelling the sound of the sizzle."
-9/12
"Yeah, it looks like it would just die from smallness."
-9/12
"I got licked by a retard."
-9/12
"Do you know pathological liar fags?...No! They're lesbians!"
-9/25
"I like terrorists with snappy names. Zazi!"
-9/29
Friday, September 18, 2009
August 2009
A: "Are they hippie bells?"
B: "Sorta...I think they're Tibetan."
-8/1
"Well, I do know where you live...and I want to see your rat run around in that ball."
-8/3
Boss: "Ooohh!...It's National Breastfeeding Month!"
-8/5
"Oh shit! I forgot to read the Bible yesterday!"
-8/24
Boss, on inventing a fake obituary for himself: "Wouldn't that be great? Racist, hateful...a little dirty..."
-8/27
B: "Sorta...I think they're Tibetan."
-8/1
"Well, I do know where you live...and I want to see your rat run around in that ball."
-8/3
Boss: "Ooohh!...It's National Breastfeeding Month!"
-8/5
"Oh shit! I forgot to read the Bible yesterday!"
-8/24
Boss, on inventing a fake obituary for himself: "Wouldn't that be great? Racist, hateful...a little dirty..."
-8/27
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