Tuesday, August 30, 2005

August 2005

Dad: "This is a thought I've had for years: WHY should kids share?"
-8/5

"Okay, Linds, I need someone with muscles, and believe it or not, that's you."
-8/8

Re. Sex/Love Addicts Anonymous:
A: "Okay, I get the part about being addicted to sex...but is it possible to be addicted to love?"
B: "According to Robert Palmer it is."
-8/14

As heard on a Discovery Channel program:
"The numbers are staggering...until you do the math."
-8/22

"That was the most masculine way of saying 'quiche' I've ever heard!"
-8/27

"There's only one way to do Into the Woods. Pop in the Bernadette Peters tape and repeat as necessary."
-8/27

"Are there people inside, Mom, or...where can I find cheese?"
-8/27