Sunday, October 30, 2005

October 2005

A: "You look like you're gonna cut me up and eat me."
B: "I'm vegan!!"
A: "That doesn't mean you're not a cannibal!"
-10/1

A: "You hate me, don't you!...where did you get that Batman t-shirt?"
B: "Delia's!"
-10/1

A: "So Lindsay?"
B: "Yes?"
A: "I've been taking Centrum at night, and I feel like a new woman."
-10/5

"Where does Trent Reznor get all his clothes?...and I'm just realizing that he has a really big head."
-10/8

A: "I hate popcorn."
B: "What?!!"
A: "It's mindless!!"
-10/8

"Echhh, I hate me!"
-10/8

"Oh my God, dude, it's like, parallel...things!!"
-10/15

"Okay, everyone needs to take a deep breath. It was matzoh ball soup and a grilled cheese. Had it been filet mignon, it might have been different."
-10/15

"I don't know what I'd do if my family was actually into the religion they raised me in. (beat:) That'd be weird."
-10/15

A: "How could one person crunch louder than another?"
B (thoughtfully): "I don't know, I've been trying to figure that out."
-10/16

"First you have to do the medley, then you have to do the tribute...then you can do the mash-up."
-10/16

"I know I'm a little high, but Aaaah!, this is horrifying!...one more time."
-10/16

"I think the answering machine's calling our house!! (beat:) I think something's wrong!!"
-10/18

"Lindsay...how do you feel about super-sticky Post-It Notes??"
-10/25