January 2008

"I'm like a magician...for dogs."
-1/3

"There's no such thing as platonic dick-grazing!"
-1/9

"Yeah, somebody's processing -- or in this case, cockblocking -- it."
-1/16

"Let me tell you one other thing about these people. They're crazy about bicycling."
-1/17

"I hate these inappropriate pants!!"
-1/17

"How do you meet a guy named Alf and not say that you enjoyed his earlier work?"
-1/23

"Yeah, I hope to pee for a good hundred yards in heaven."
-1/28

"Kiss my ass with the master plan!! Build some bungalows!!"
-1/29

"You wanna see Judge Judy?! She's on every day from three to four."
-1/29

"Just imagine for a second that you never even knew about balls."
-1/31

A: "I'm going to lay down for a while...but it's been a pleasure talking about balls with you."
B: "Always."
-1/31