Saturday, January 31, 2009

January 2009

"You know who would love that outfit? Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis."
-1/8

Boss: "That would be a good book. 'Words I've Put In Your Mouth'."
-1/20

"He looks like a cross between Abraham Lincoln and Keith Richards."
-1/27

Boss: "I would clone the wrong people, probably. (beat:) I would start with the Olsen Twins."
-1/30

"Okay. So why is that news? It's a phallic tree."
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