"Oh my god. I just threw up in my heart a little."
-5/13
"Ohhhhh, man! Everybody's getting cysts!"
-5/14
Boss: "Ya want some garbage cupcakes?"
-5/14
"Well, tell your dad I agree with him. And I agree with you...your dad's slightly racist."
-5/23
"I just want to watch a double feature of Car Wash and...Beaches!!"
-5/26
Boss, suddenly bursting into song: "Sex blogger from Aus-tra-li-a!!"
-5/27
"Should I just let people pee on my grave at my funeral?"
-5/28
Re. Ashlee Simpson:
"My problem with Pete Wentz marrying her is...do people not have abortions anymore?"
-5/29
A: "Are you going to read the Bible this summer?"
B: "No. But I may read Watership Down."
-5/29
Friday, May 30, 2008
May 2008
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