February 2008

"I didn't hit your skullbone...or head...or I guess, just skull."
-2/3

"There's no variety! Ya got apples, ya got bananas -- big effin' deal!"
-2/4

"Yeah, that big-ass TV and I can't tell if that lion is coming or going."
-2/10

A: "Now don't you want an owl?"
B: "Yeah. Too bad it's illegal!"
-2/10

"I still think he looks kinda goofy. He looks kinda Family Matters, you know?"
-2/10

Outraged:
"She is Storm -- Mistress of the Elements! It's not like (beat:) -- she doesn't cure AIDS!"
-2/12

"I don't want to give my kid no lobster-claw syndrome!"
-2/13

"I love this girl!...she wanted nothing to do with me!"
-2/18

"Boy, you are giving curly hair and vests a bad name!"
-2/19

"Never lie to a transexual!"
-2/21

"...He's always flustered...like, gay flustered...all the time!"
-2/22

A: The Lord was cockblocking you?!
B: Sure! It's in the Bible!
-2/27

Earnestly:
I love it that you can see things and you know what they are.
-2/28